11 Of Pappi Ji’s Dialogues That Are So Funny You Might Die Of Laughter

Each time we watch Tanu Weds Manu Returns, our popcorn buckets and cold drink sips are focused on Pappi Bhaisaab. Deepak Dobriyal makes us go ROFL.

1. Aashiqui = Pollution

Madhavan and Deepak Dobriyal in a scene from Tanu Weds Manu Returns
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Deepak Dobriyal, who played Pappi in the Tanu Weds Manu franchise, deserves the loudest applause in the room. His spot-on performance and timing literally breathed life into this blockbuster. Check out some of his hilarious punchline that followed with crazy antics and expressions in the film here:

2. Only Salman Khan can have commitment issues, roger that

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Trust Pappi to make your ribs hurt with his side-splitting comic timing.

3. Hota hai jo love se jyada, colony-wala love

Deepak Dobriyal as Pappi in Tanu Weds Manu Returns
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Guess Pappi ji’s pehla pyaar was only ektarfa (meaning unrequited).

4. Pappi Bhaisaab has his priorities crystal clear, geddit?

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So what if your wife got you locked up in a mental asylum?

5. Pappi ji has a metaphor for every situation in life, legit!

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FYI: Peepni is a toy that makes a weird sound when pressed.

6. Trust Pappi to come up with the exact reference for all that he wants to tell you

Pappi ji of Tanu Weds Manu Returns

Stalkers beware, you could end up with knees that run like a clock’s needles.

7. Thank you for coming to Pappi ji’s TED talk.

Deepak Dobriyal as Pappi in Tanu Weds Manu Returns
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He never forgets to dole out tips you never asked for. It’s totally okay and free of cost though.

8. Because, English just left the building.

Deepak Dobriyal's funny heartattack scene as Pappi from Tanu Weds Manu Returns
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And English is a ‘pun’ny language.

9. A stitch in time saves from Raja Awasthi

Pappi's funny scene from Tanu Weds Manu Returns
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Death is inevitable. So is the wrath of Awasthi ji. 

10. Sarcasm is Pappi ji's mother tongue and we bet he has no clue!

Madhavan, Deepak Dobriyal in a funny flight scene from TWMR
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The next time you come across a rickshaw-wala trying to act over smart, you know what to say right?

11. Who says food combinations had no logic?

Deepak Dobriyal's funny dialogue from Tanu Weds Manu Returns
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Pappi ji and his metaphors are simply KILLER. Period.

We bet after reading this lines you went, Aay haay Pappiji!  

Can you remember any other dialogue that we missed out here from Tanu Weds Manu Returns? Share it with us in the comments box below.